Thursday, March 12, 2009

Vampire

Well, today was an okay day. Had an argument with someone who was wrong, and won (Or so it seemed). All in all, okay.

But the weird thing is that today, whenever someone annoyed me, I just wanted to bite them. I have no idea what it means, but it might mean that I am turning into a vampire. My canines aren't getting any sharper, but I might just be at the beginning stages of vampirism (Is that even a word?). Pretty soon I will want to actually penetrate through the skin when I bite, and then soon after that, I will start sucking blood.

Yes, its official, I am turning into a vampire. Immortality, here I come!
Although, I don't recall getting bit by a vampire... Maybe he bit me in my sleep? I am sure I would have woken if two sharp objects penetrated my skin... Maybe it was a tiny vampire? A midget vampire? Maybe his fangs where tiny, and so I felt nothing. Its possible!

Later my little poodles. I am off to see the sunset for the last time ever.

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